Cutting off the Lion’s Head
A man once boasted about how he cut off a lion’s tail with a pocket knife. His amazed friend asked “Why didn’t you just go ahead and cut off his …
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Poor Drivers, Lazy People
Have you ever met a man who considered himself a poor driver? Probably not. All men consider themselves good drivers. Likewise, have you ever met anyone who admitted to being …
Read More Readers are Leaders
Motivational speaker Charlie “Tremendous” Jones says, “Readers are leaders. 5 years from now you will be the same person you are today except for the people you meet and the …
Read More Bathing for a Lifetime
Wife: Henry dear, don’t you think its time you took another bath? Henry: Listen Alice, I had one when I was 18. That`s only been 32 years. I’ll let you …
Read More Escaped Convict’s Excuse
An escaped convict from the Butte County Jail in California was captured and questioned by sheriff’s deputies. He explained his absence this way- I was pole vaulting and got too …
Read More Responding to Failure
What makes the difference between average achievers and high producers? What separates those who do great things for God from those who live lives of quiet desperation? It is the …
Read More Dying for the Future
An unknown author wrote the following observation about living and dying First I was dying to finish high school and start college. And then I was dying to finish college …
Read More David Livingston Quote
David Livingston, the famous pioneer missionary to Africa, was a man who was not afraid to deal with problems. A missionary society once wanted to send helpers to Dr. Livingston. …
Read More Going Bald
A middle-aged man began loosing his hair but just couldn’t accept the fact he was going bald. He kept telling his wife he wasn’t bald until there was only one …
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