2 Meals per Day
It was rumored recently that a Washington bureaucrat was considering a new rule that farmers could no longer bail their hay in round bundles. He had determined that cows needed …
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100 Penguins- Communication
A truck driver was delivering 100 penguins to the zoo when his truck broke down. He quickly flagged down a passing truck and said, Here’s $500, take these penguins to …
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Sound Effects: rummaging through drawers Woman: Now I know I saw those batteries somewhere! Child: There they are mommy Woman: No, daddy said those aren’t any good. Augh! This clutter …
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A man noticed his neighbor hired out his yard work to a lawn care company. When the new crew arrived the neighbor overheard the foreman repeatedly yelling, “Green side up. …
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Here’s a way to save on laundry. Don’t spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the local thrift store instead. They’ll clean it and put it …
Read More Retail Therapy
I once heard a man describe how his wife required regular sessions of “Retail Therapy” to stay healthy. Going shopping can be fun at times, even therapeutic. But at other …
Read More Plant Manager- Titles
The son of a wealthy business tycoon turned 18 and asked his father for a job. “OK” replied the father, “I need a plant manager for our new factory.” The …
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On December 15, 2003 route 11 in Bloomsburg, PA was closed for nearly 6 hours after a tractor-trailer jackknifed, spilling its cargo onto the highway. The clean-up took six hours …
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