Remembering Names
A pastor had trouble remembering the names of his church members, so he developed a technique of glancing at their names, which were printed on the covers of their Bible, …
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Nothing Hurts
An older couple woke after a good night’s sleep. The wife says “Don’t touch me.” “Why not?” the husband asks. She answers, “Because I’m dead.” The husband says, “What do …
Read More Onion Cores
A man went to a psychiatrist complaining he was unhappy with life. The doctor then informed him that he needed to find his true inner self. He instructed him to …
Read More Praying About Cheesecake
Henry was already having trouble sticking to his diet, when he drove past the bakery and saw a cheesecake in the window. So he prayed, “Lord if you want me …
Read More Dusting Strategy
Motivational speaker Zig Ziglar has a great idea for dealing with housework. When you get behind on your dusting he suggests you buy some get well cards and spread them …
Read More Fear Motivation
A man was walking through a graveyard at midnight when he accidentally fell into a fresh grave prepared for a funeral the next day. After trying unsuccessfully to scale the …
Read More Executive Exercise Program
One executive described his exercise program this way: Monday: Beat around the bush. Jump to conclusions. Climb the walls. Wade through paperwork. Tuesday: Drag my heels. Make mountains out of …
Read More “I” Problems
A man complained to his Dr. “Doc, every time I drink coffee I get this stabbing pain in my right eye.” The Dr. asked, “Did you ever try taking the …
Read More Facetious Overcleaning
The words “abstemious,” and “facetious” both have all the five vowels in them in order. Here’s 5 facetious tips for cleaning house. Tip 1 If you think ovens are just …
Read More Lost Chickens
A farmer’s son was heading to town with a crate of chickens when he dropped the crate and the chickens quickly scattered all over the neighborhood. Fearing the wrath of …
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