2 Meals per Day
It was rumored recently that a Washington bureaucrat was considering a new rule that farmers could no longer bail their hay in round bundles. He had determined that cows needed …
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100 Penguins- Communication
A truck driver was delivering 100 penguins to the zoo when his truck broke down. He quickly flagged down a passing truck and said, Here’s $500, take these penguins to …
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Biblical archaeologists recently made an amazing discovery. For centuries many people had wondered why it took 40 years for the children of Israel to make the short journey from Egypt …
Read More Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture to a group of businessmen with a note of caution. “You don’t want to try these techniques at home.” “Why not?” asked somebody from …
Read More Baskin Robbins
Baskin Robins Two little robins sat perched in a tree as a farmer plowed his field leaving behind rows of delicious worms in the fresh soil. As the farmer left, …
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A man noticed his neighbor hired out his yard work to a lawn care company. When the new crew arrived the neighbor overheard the foreman repeatedly yelling, “Green side up. …
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A man watched as two workers made their way down the street. One would dig a hole and the other would follow a few minutes later filling dirt right back …
Read More Tying Ties
A man went to his dentist and complained, “Doc, what can I do about these yellow teeth of mine?” The dentist answered, “It’s simple, just wear a brown tie.” Wearing …
Read More Waking up Grumpy
The bumper sticker on a lady’s car read, “Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I just let him sleep.” If her husband really was waking up grumpy he had …
Read More 5 Worst Inventions
Here’s five of the worst inventions of all time: 1. Inflatable dart boards 2. Solar powered flashlights 3. Submarine screen doors 4. A dictionary index 5. Helicopter ejection seats It …
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