Praying About Cheesecake
Henry was already having trouble sticking to his diet, when he drove past the bakery and saw a cheesecake in the window. So he prayed, “Lord if you want me …
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Dusting Strategy
Motivational speaker Zig Ziglar has a great idea for dealing with housework. When you get behind on your dusting he suggests you buy some get well cards and spread them …
Read More Fear Motivation
A man was walking through a graveyard at midnight when he accidentally fell into a fresh grave prepared for a funeral the next day. After trying unsuccessfully to scale the …
Read More Executive Exercise Program
One executive described his exercise program this way: Monday: Beat around the bush. Jump to conclusions. Climb the walls. Wade through paperwork. Tuesday: Drag my heels. Make mountains out of …
Read More “I” Problems
A man complained to his Dr. “Doc, every time I drink coffee I get this stabbing pain in my right eye.” The Dr. asked, “Did you ever try taking the …
Read More Facetious Overcleaning
The words “abstemious,” and “facetious” both have all the five vowels in them in order. Here’s 5 facetious tips for cleaning house. Tip 1 If you think ovens are just …
Read More Lost Chickens
A farmer’s son was heading to town with a crate of chickens when he dropped the crate and the chickens quickly scattered all over the neighborhood. Fearing the wrath of …
Read More Wife’s Favorite Flower
Bob and his wife were attending a marriage seminar when to the instructor said: “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other. …
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A man jumped from a plane and his parachute failed to open. About half way down, he saw another man flying upward from the ground and asked, “Do you know …
Read More Buying Bulk
A lady approached an employee in the produce section of a grocery store and asked that he cut her a half a head of lettuce. As he took her lettuce …
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