Miser on his Deathbed
A stingy old man was lying on his deathbed. His family had been summonsed from around the country to come home for their father’s final departure. As he began to …
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God Won’t Ask
Someone recently sent me an email of things God won’t ask you on Judgment Day: God won’t ask what kind of car you drove. He’ll ask how many people you …
Read More First Things First- Not in That Order
I came across a list of funny bumper stickers recently which included: -If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you. -Old age comes at a bad time. -I …
Read More 5th Gospel
Most people think there are four Gospels. But did you know there are actually five? They are Matthew, Mark, Luke, John and you. The problem is, most people won’t read …
Read More Tombstone with Dollar Signs
Have you ever seen a tombstone with dollar signs on it? No. And you probably never will, because when people leave this world they do not want to be remembered …
Read More Time Poverty
I once heard a man say that he knew his family always had plenty to eat when he was growing up because when he would ask for more his mother …
Read More Oxygen Masks
If you’ve flown anywhere in the past 30 years you’ve heard the familiar instruction, “In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, put your own oxygen mask on …
Read More Automobile Parts
There are approximately 14,000 individual parts in the average automobile. If you were to have all 14,000 parts spread out on the floor in a large room and began shoveling …
Read More Focusing on Little Things
In September, 2004 Science magazine reported that Oak Ridge National Laboratory researchers recently made advances in state of the art electron microscope technology that has allowed them to view object …
Read More Throw out the Elephants
If you were on an ark full of animals, similar to Noah’s, and the boat began to sink, would you first throw overboard the spiders, ants, and grasshoppers or would …
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