Optimist on his Funeral
Fred was asked what he wanted the last words at his funeral to be. He carefully thought through the question and responded, “Wait! Hold everything! Look, he’s moving!” At least …
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Thomas Edison’s Knowledge
Someone said to Thomas Edison ‘You are a very knowledgeable man.’ He replied, ‘What I know is like a grain of sand while the knowledge available is like the ocean.” …
Read More Do it Today
Someone said, “Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today you can always do it again tomorrow.” That’s another good reason to …
Read More Running from God
I recently heard an illustration of a woman who pulled out of a truck stop late one night and noticed a semi truck following her car. As she sped up …
Read More Housework Procrastination
Do you ever procrastinate by rationalizing away your housework? Here’s a list of excuses I came across recently: I don’t do windows because…I love birds and don’t want one flying …
Read More Confronting Problems
A church usher noticed a man sprawled out on the pews and asked him to please sit up. The man simply groaned and rolled around. The usher said “If you …
Read More Busiest day of the Week
What day of the week do you think researchers have found to be the busiest? Maybe you guessed Monday because of all that piles up over the weekend. Or maybe …
Read More Planting Trees
An old Chinese proverb says the best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second best time is today. Most of us can look back on life …
Read More Hesitation
Back in the 1800’s the Tates Watch Company of Massachusetts decided to market compasses for pioneers traveling west. It turned out that although Tates watches were of finest quality, their …
Read More The Think You Leave Undone
A poet wrote: It isn’t the thing you do dear, It’s the thing you leave undone That gives you a bit of a heartache At setting of the sun. The …
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