Nothing Hurts
An older couple woke after a good night’s sleep. The wife says “Don’t touch me.” “Why not?” the husband asks. She answers, “Because I’m dead.” The husband says, “What do …
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Numbering our Days
In Ps 90 God tell us to number our days. But what does that actually mean to number our days? There will come a point in each of our lives, …
Read More Value of a Saturday
The older I get, the more I enjoy Saturday mornings. Perhaps it’s the quiet solitude that comes with being the first to rise, or maybe it’s the unbounded joy of …
Read More Midlife Dilema
Someone said you know you’re in midlife when your parents think you drive too fast but your children think you drive too slow. That thought sort of captures the essence …
Read More Clock of Life
Imagine for just a moment that your lifetime could be pictured in terms of a daily clock where you wake up at 7:30 and go to bed at midnight. The …
Read More How Old are You
How old are you? Do you remember when you used to think people your age were “old?” Someone said, “You know you are getting older when policemen look like little …
Read More Landlord Learns to Delegate
A landlord owned several rental properties which he always managed himself. He mowed the yards, picked up trash and did all the maintenance he could himself to save money. After …
Read More Dying for the Future
An unknown author wrote the following observation about living and dying First I was dying to finish high school and start college. And then I was dying to finish college …
Read More Blood Type Not Renewed
Maybe you heard about the man who was so old his doctor informed him that his blood type would no longer be renewed. Lots of us get surprises as we …
Read More Going Bald
A middle-aged man began loosing his hair but just couldn’t accept the fact he was going bald. He kept telling his wife he wasn’t bald until there was only one …
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