Jumping to a Conclusion
A group of soldiers were being taught how to jump from a plane. A new recruit asked, “What if my parachute doesn’t open?” “That,” the instructor replied “is known as …
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Extra Rocks
God met with a man and asked him to take three rocks in a wagon to the top of a hill. Eager to please God, the man cheerfully obeyed, singing …
Read More Facetious Overcleaning
The words “abstemious,” and “facetious” both have all the five vowels in them in order. Here’s 5 facetious tips for cleaning house. Tip 1 If you think ovens are just …
Read More Poem- I Ran Into a Stranger
I ran into a stranger as he passed by, “Oh excuse me please” was my reply. But at home a different story is told, How we treat our loved ones, …
Read More Fasting to Create Time
Have you ever wished for a way to make time slow down? That’s impossible you say. Yes, it may be impossible to truly make time go slower, but there is …
Read More Life as a 10 Speed Bike
Someone compared life to riding a 10 speed bike. We have lots of gears available to us that we never use. That’s a good metaphor for picturing why many people …
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