Divide it Up
A waiter asked, “Sir, would you like your pizza cut into four pieces or eight?” “Oh just four.” He replied, “I could never eat eight pieces.” That customer failed to …
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First Appointments
You’ve heard it said the early bird catches the worm. But people who arrive early can catch a lot of other good things as well. That’s why whenever possible you …
Read More Buying Bulk
A lady approached an employee in the produce section of a grocery store and asked that he cut her a half a head of lettuce. As he took her lettuce …
Read More Consultants
Did you hear about the man who was riding in the back of a pick-up truck and drowned when it plunged into the river. It seemed he couldn’t figure out …
Read More Clarifying Questions
A police officer stopped a lady and asked to see her license. She responded “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license …
Read More 12 Days! Proper Planning
A restaurant owner noticed a group of people greeting one another with high fives and back slaps as they chanted 12 days, 12 days! As each new member joined they …
Read More Achieve a Goal Every Day
Lots of people get frustrated and develop negative thinking patterns because they can’t see any progress toward their goals. They don’t see themselves moving any closer to fulfilling God’s plan …
Read More Workplace Visitors
A very hospitable friend of mine has a sign in his front yard that reads, “All our visitors make us happy, some by coming, others by leaving.” Christian hospitality in …
Read More Bartering- $2,000 Dog
A salesman passed a boy on the sidewalk who was trying to sell his puppy. A sign around the dog’s neck read “For Sale $2,000.” Realizing he had overpriced the …
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